A painful paddle to a private island paradise
“Hey, look at that island in the distance! We should totally rent a kayak and paddle out there! It will be so much fun.” After spending two hours canoeing on a lake in Bali, I now consider myself to be an expert in all sports that require you to wave sticks in a body of water. Looking out towards the tiny island of Koh Nok, I estimated that it would take no more than five minutes of fierce paddling to get there. Somehow managing to convince Dave that this was an excellent idea and that we would have an amazing time, I dragged him over to the nearest kayak shop to enquire about prices. We decided to take the cheapest and crappiest option as renting a kayak is apparently ridiculously expensive. As I gazed out across the ocean, I couldn’t help but notice Koh Nok looking a lot further away than I had imagined. Ignoring Dave’s claims that it would take hours to get there, I confidently claimed that it would take just 10 minutes. We were experts now. Throwing o...